I can't believe I'm blogging

First of all, I can't stand the word "blog." It's yucky and stupid.

Secondly, I am fully aware of my own insignificance in the world, and am ashamed at my narcissism.

Third, I am even more aware of everyone else's insignificance in the world, and am appalled at their nacissism.

Fourth, I am fully cognizant of the hypocrisy in my last two statements.

Finally, why do you care???